Be the reason she smiles, not the reason she can never smile again because she lost her face in a “boating” accident, Donnie.
Does anyone know a good place to watch a 98 Degrees concert? I need some 98 Degrees right now. I want some live man band. Leave the dates in this thread if you are hosting any private 98 Degrees shows. I have a lot of extra bags of Ruffles Barbecue chips left over from a 98 Degrees Concert DVD Party I had in March. I could bring those to the private concert if you would like me to. Don’t worry, they’re still good because I used those FreshClip things to keep them from getting stale. I have like three extra bags because no one came to the party except Chad from work who thought I said Mr. Freeze party and kept talking about Batman while 98 Degrees was doing their set so I told him to leave because he was being inappropriate at my party. He said there was no one else there so it wasn’t a real party and I said whatever. Then he took a bag of my Ruffles Barbecue chips and left. I was going to chase him out of my apartment, but I am on the third floor and the stairs to the parking garage are concrete, and I don’t want to fall and catch my face on the concrete because it could rip off one of my defining features and make it harder for the police to identify my body when they show up to the scene. I guess the point is that I don’t want to waste the time of public servants or anyone’s tax dollars if I can avoid it. So I decided to let Chad get away with it that time, but he didn’t get a fresh clip so he couldn’t keep the chips from getting stale unless he ate them really fast. I’m sure he couldn’t fully enjoy them because that’s a lot of chips and he’s running the risk of getting an ulcer from the Barbecue powder on the chips. So overall I’d say that I won and the joke is on him. Anyway so now I have these extra bags and they’re all sealed with the FreshClips because I like the phowump sound bags of chips make when you open them. The sound is very erotic. So erotic to me in fact that I got a psychiatrist to prescribe me some medicine to keep me from being aroused in case someone opens a small bag of Lays in a public food court. But just between you and me, sometimes I “forget” my medicine and open a couple vacuum sealed packs of anything I can get my hands on, just for the rush. Speaking of rush, how about a 98 Degrees concert already? If you are running the event and I bring the chips I would want either free sodas or half off the ticket. I like Dr. Pibb. Bring a lot because I will be thirsty from eating all the Ruffles Barbecue chips. Thank you in advance.
P.S. If you see Chad from my work please tell him to return my FreshClip. I later discovered that he took one out of the drawer that I keep them in on his way to the parking garage, and I would really like it back. I would ask him myself, but since my party he’s been transfered to another department, and I haven’t seen him. I don’t know if that’s because he’s avoiding me to keep my FreshClip as long as he can, perhaps to extend the life of some of his bagged goods, or if we just haven’t crossed life paths. If you happen to run into him though, please just ask for it back and tell him that you can get a large box at Sam’s Club for around four or five dollars. I’m not sure of the price exactly because I bought my set a few years back and I don’t know how much inflation has affected the FreshClip industry.
P.P.S. If you should see Chad and your conversation leads you to the 98 Degrees show you might be hosting, make sure not to invite him. I promise he has no intrest, and despite what he says Chad is not a fan. If he’s getting really excited make sure to be clear in your pronunciation of 98 Degrees, avoid anything that might sound like Mr. Freeze.
P.S. If you see Chad from my work please tell him to return my FreshClip. I later discovered that he took one out of the drawer that I keep them in on his way to the parking garage, and I would really like it back. I would ask him myself, but since my party he’s been transfered to another department, and I haven’t seen him. I don’t know if that’s because he’s avoiding me to keep my FreshClip as long as he can, perhaps to extend the life of some of his bagged goods, or if we just haven’t crossed life paths. If you happen to run into him though, please just ask for it back and tell him that you can get a large box at Sam’s Club for around four or five dollars. I’m not sure of the price exactly because I bought my set a few years back and I don’t know how much inflation has affected the FreshClip industry.
P.P.S. If you should see Chad and your conversation leads you to the 98 Degrees show you might be hosting, make sure not to invite him. I promise he has no intrest, and despite what he says Chad is not a fan. If he’s getting really excited make sure to be clear in your pronunciation of 98 Degrees, avoid anything that might sound like Mr. Freeze.
“Hey, guys I’m a student council rep, and I know I’m a student but you need to respect me as a teacher, just for a minute while I make this announcement. John stop doing the dick sucking thing, I can see that. Anyhoot, tomorrow is, as you all know, earth day! So make sure you all support it, and respect the environment.”
“Oh I will respect it when I’m doing weed all day tomorrow haha!”
“Please sit down, John.”
“I’m gonna do weed, and my dad doesn’t care haha.”
“John, please.”
“I am so fucking sorry, seriously.”
“It’s okay, John, just please don’t do it again.”
“I literally never will again in my pathetic excuse for a piece of shit life.”
“Okay, John, don’t take it so hard, I forgave you.”
“No, fuck that, I don’t deserve your friendly, and spirited earth day announcement. I’m going to church.”
like when babeis are staring at me do they know it, because i think they do, and I always tell there mom that there kid is being a rude kid and he will grow up to be that, or she. Unless if they don’t start being a good parent and punch that shit in the face.
-Taylor Gang or Die
Justin bieber’s testicles are people too yanno.
"If you ain’t thinkin’, you ain’t!"
— Bumper sticker on René Descartes 4x4.
keep earth scene
Tanner. 14. Muscle Shirts. Crossover-Metal-Folktronica-Punk-Dubcore-Hop. Litterally no one is my boss ever. AkAT0k3MA$terGenerol. Add me on Wii. Bitc*.
“it is notttt cute when girls fight.. sit down & close ya legs.” - Alexander Hamilton
Where I’ve Been
A few months ago I was serving a guy at work, and I started choking on some spittle. I had to leave work, and flee to the South Pacific because I knew that in a matter of moments he would figure out that I was in fact choking on my own spit and not coughing. The resulting ridicule from the man and his gang of Cabela’s T-Shirt wearing cronies would surely drive me to the edge of my existence. I had no doubt they would taunt me for my inability to swallow and think at the same time, probably using insulting quips like “Haha fag.” and “Choking on some dickpenis?” In the end, suicide would be my only answer. I am writing this from a telegraph office on an island 500 miles off the coast of Chile that the natives call Carson Daily. It is surprisingly cold here. I’m still weary of returning to the states, because of the terrifying, cutting, sarcastic jokes my town’s Skoal mouthed hicks have waiting for me. I miss slamming bak monsturs with my homies, and being lol so random. I’m going to fund a trip back to the states with money from the mouths of the island’s native crab species. If I don’t make it back, I leave my account to my friend James. He is a good guy, and really nice for being a colony of fire ants, standing on each other’s backs in the shape of a human being.
With Love,
LeeseAndChettuce
